I'm not meeting my quota because of you.

Since day one of this job assignment that I'm on, I have been distracted by one of my coworkers who sits one row over in data entry. He's short(er) at probably 5'9. Stocky. He's got short brown hair with sideburns and a beard stubble. His eyes are greyish blue and he's got a lopsided smile. Seriously, I'm going to have to find a desk that faces away from him.

I followed him out of work today and drove alongside him along the road. His lane had construction so I let him squeeze in between me and the car ahead of me. I really wish I could have rear-ended him (shut up perverts) so that I might have an excuse to talk to him. Of course that probably wouldn't be the best way to introduce myself.